CLAUDE |
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If
you’ve ever peed raspberry Schnappes, been eaten by an enormous
blue bird or found yourself coated in a bizarre orange substance
not unlike jelly, then you’ve got something in common with
Claude. The next messiah only became aware of his divinity following
the appearance of his midget double. Since this point, he has been
to hell, met Lucifer and God, donned a snazzy suit and attempted
to save the lives and souls of humanity. |
| Diminutive,
foul smelling, Liquored up. Chibi is all these things and more.
Understandable then that it can be quite hard to believe this bearded
short arse was sent by the Lord Almighty himself as an earthbound
guide and mentor to Claude, who isn’t always keen to have
Chibs about. |
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CHIBI
CLAUDE |
JOEY |
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With
complete abandon, Joey charges off towards scientific discovery,
often at the expense of his friends. When you’re aiming to
conquer the world there are some sacrifices you have to make I
suppose. Though Joey’s crueller side manifested itself at
a VERY young age, locking his brother Matt in a cupboard. Joey owns
and operates an enormous concealed laboratory, nobody is quite
sure of when or even how it was constructed, but
it’s there, and full of many of Joey’s schemes. |
Following
8 years locking in a cupboard, Matt emerged as a deranged freak
with delusions of living in cult 1930’s German cinema. He
was “successfully” rehabilitated by Joey and Claude,
although since being cured has found companionship in the diminutive
Lil’ Jim who may just be more than he seems.
Matt regularly operates as a foil for Joey’s schemes, objecting
highly to reanimating the dead and operating an enormous laser device. |
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MATT |
HOMER |
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One
of the more enigmatic cast members, Homer seems to stroll in and
out of the others’ lives whenever needed. He defies reality
with his ability to summon up strange talents from cartoons through
sheer willpower. This has caused him to get on the wrong side of
everyone’s favurite antagonist, Joe Jenson, who has sworn
his vengeance on Homer perhaps before all others. |
| A terrible accident involving one of
Joey’s machines
left Pom a strange two-dimensional boy whose absurdity is seemingly
incredibly contagious. In the episodes where Pom has a played a part,
events seems to turn upside down. Saving the neighborhood from an
attack by a flock of dastardly pigeons, or assuming the identity
of an aged mariner to halt the progression of Jerome, the tropical
vole. |
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POM |
MORGAN |
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Shady
Morgan accepts any task at a price, living a double life as an
assassin, a fact only a few others are aware of. This is not the
only secret he keeps from his friends, having a hat pulled well
past his eye line, nobody has ever seen what his full face looks
like, except perhaps his dad who was in the same profession he
was.
Morgan operates from a small base of operations hidden below the
beer cellar at local pub The Pirate and Hairbrush. |
| Champion
of excess, Roy takes things far and away past their recommended
dosage. With the correct tools, Roy can destroy anything in his
path, be it an army of Goth Zombies, taken down by his trusty floor
buffer, or the etherical Mr. Elephant. His rudimentary knowledge
of criminal law has come in handy in the past, saving Claude and
Joey’s skin in the courtroom when no one else would. |
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ROY |
ROSALIE |
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Rosalie
pops in and out of the cast's adventures on a whim, she'll latch
onto anything that seems entertaining at the time, last seen
joining the religious cult of Claudaism, she left after aquiring
a book of demonology. Nobody knows where she is, but she will
return at some stage. |
| Rob is Fate’s whipping boy, stabbed, humiliated
and dismembered on several occasions, there’s definitely something
to be said for his character that he sucks it all up and carries
on. In recent days Rob has become the vessel for the summoned demon
of Teen Angst known as “Mysert”, only time will tell
if this is something he will be able to recover from. |
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ROBBY |
SEAN |
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The
most trusted adult cast member is pirate Bartender Sean, who gave
up sailing the 7 seas when the taxman cracked down on his family.
To support them he took up the vacant position of landlord at the
Pirate and Hairbrush ale house, with extra money coming in from
his deal with Morgan over the use of Basement space for Morgan’s
secret underground headquarters. |
| The
antagonist of antagonists, in his mind. Jenson has been severely
put upon by Joey, Claude, Homer and the rest and regularly swears
vengeance on the lot of them. Its not because he is an evil person,
in fact, he can be quite caring, having taken discarded pet Vole,
Jerome into his home and nursing him back to health. Jenson has
looked upon God himself, but never realized it, being convinced
he was in fact encountering the world’s largest salami sausage. |
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JOE
JENSON |
JEROME |
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Jerome.
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jer jer jer jer jerome. Ro ro rome jerome jerome friend Joe jenson,
jerome jerome jer jerome happy jerome jerome. |
| "Irate" John
Deau was born in the late fifties as a super-intelligent Ape-man
hybrid with problems standing upright, his hatred of humanity is
long standing from his early years in testing facilities and army
bases. With further testing into his mental capabilities John became
a ruthless entrepreneur, by the age of 39 had become head of Orang-a-tech,
a sprawling global corporation with fingers in almost every industry
you can think of. |
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IRATE
JOHN |
JODY |
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The
almighty appears before all peoples as what the expect him to
look like, hence his strange mish mash of styles from Claude's
own imagining. He seems a little less than omnipotent these days,
wonder why. |
| As
expected, much more suave than God, the fallen one lost his spot
in heaven in n undignified manner however, after shaking hands
with God without washing them following a bathroom visit. Working
collaberatively with him now though, he's helping to coach Claude
along into his role as messiah. |
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LUCY |
MYSERT |
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In
the 1980’s Mysert rose to Earth at the height of Goth Popularity,
he was stopped from destroying the earth in the nick of time by
the musician Falco. He returned from hell on the summoning
of a group of Goths. Though was defeated by Claude, and then obliterated
by God in a wet explosion. |
| A
strange bestial demon whose only thoughts seem to be of eating
people's heads. His purpose is to teach people a lesson about
greed, though his methods seem a bit OTT. |
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COMEDI |
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Claude
and Matt’s real life boss is the original tyrannical destroyer
of Tokyo. He seems to have calmed down somewhat since his movie
days however, and is the liaison between the RY creative team and
the company that sponsors them. For some unknown reason, Godzilla
wears a reporter’s outfit, complete with press card. He has
a penchant for yelling. He was thought deceased, but now seems
to be a robot... |
